“So, Thursday’s the official spring kickoff, but let’s be real, America’s playing hard to get. A recent poll shows fall’s still the reigning champ, snagging a whopping 54% of the vote. Spring’s the awkward second child, at 23%, followed by summer, which is basically spring’s slightly hotter cousin, at 20%. And then there’s winter, bless its icy heart, clinging to a mere 3%. It’s like that one uncle nobody really talks about. So, spring’s here, but let’s be honest, fall’s already planning its victory parade.”