“Good news for workaholics! Turns out, ditching date night for spreadsheets isn’t a relationship death sentence. A study of 300 couples reveals those clocking 10+ hour workdays are just as happy as the 9-to-5ers. The secret? Quality over quantity! So, skip the marathon Netflix binge and opt for genuine laughs and affection. Basically, if you can’t be together all the time, at least make the time you do have count. And maybe order takeout, because who has time to cook after 10 hours at the office?”