“Spring cleaning’s upon us, and America’s collective groan is deafening. Turns out, 55% of us would rather wrestle a badger than clean the bathroom. It’s official: toilets are public enemy number one. So, if you hear someone muttering about ‘porcelain nightmares,’ they’re not having a bad dream, they’re just spring cleaning. And frankly, who can blame them? I’d rather organize my sock drawer alphabetically…backwards.”